Dental Part 4
One week before the Wilcko surgery, it was time to start Invisalign. I walk into the orthodontist office with no small measure of trepidation and the patient coordinator said you must be so excited. No, not that. Many other adjectives came to mind and some preceded by an odd expletive or two. But it truly gave me some comfort because to even consider a state of excitement she must clearly see a positive end game. I know it is there.
Step one is placing the fasteners on your teeth. These are bits of composite that are temporarily attached to your teeth and aid the trays in moving the teeth accurately. I have a lot of them. This is an easy procedure, no sweat. Then it is time to put the first set of trays on. This was not an easy procedure and there was a lot of sweat. I couldn’t get them on and I couldn’t get them off. Plus the attachments were shearing off as I tried. When it was time for my flustered self to go, I said I would put the trays in before bed. Very bad decision.
I soon discovered that my teeth had been weaponized. The attachments on the lower front teeth ate holes in the inside of my lip while I was engaged in some much needed retail therapy. As soon as I got home, I rushed to put the trays in but the damage had been done and now the edge of the tray was having its way in the same area. I should have called the orthodontist for suggestions but instead made the first of many trips to the dental and first aid aisle trying one thing after the other to alleviate the pain. I ended up tearing off a bit of napkin and shoving it in there at dinner and it was blessed relief. I didn’t even care that I looked like I had a chew in. 
Save yourself time, money and aggravation and get the invisalign survival kit and avoid repeated trips to this aisle and go straight to the ice cream instead. Buy dental wax, emery boards, hydrogen peroxide and salt for warm salt-water rinses. That’s all you need. The orthodontist loaded me up with wax and I threw all the useless items away and bought large quantities of hydrogen peroxide and kosher salt
It would be a lie to say the first few days were easy. They were unpleasant at best but everything turned around by day 4 and I struck an uneasy alliance with the trays. By the day before surgery, the inside of my lip was healed and the trays were easy to put in and out. Good thing too because no dental wax was allowed after surgery…

To begin, the orthodontist completed a 3D scan of my teeth. Invisalign uses this scan to produce clear plastic aligners or trays which when worn sequentially will shift the teeth into the proper position. For me, 41 trays were produced. Consider this process a real life flipbook. 

s of food get stuck in them. Really attractive. And let’s not forget cavities.
Earl calls it “the press”. It is a relentless cascade of questions designed to skillfully penetrate or as the case may be, ruthlessly jackhammer through the chaff to uncover the truth or essence of a thing. Once found, the big picture and the way forward magically appear. Like all magic however, it can be used for ill-advised purposes such as searching for the answer I want. After initial research on the pros and cons of orthodontics at my age, I figured my dentist was an idiot. Hmmm.
A friend from the gym is the root canal guy of Annapolis and when I suggested I needed a new dentist, he recommended another local with a great reputation. The sign on the door said she was a Prosthodontist. I had absolutely no idea what that meant but visions of excruciating pain and suffering bubbled up.
And guess what, it is impossible to have a good bite with snaggle teeth. I don’t care how many times the dentist has me smash that blue paper between my teeth and he grinds away some offensive spot, the bite is wrong. For me, the term is subclinical periodontal disease. Everything looks fine on the surface but when you open the closet door, things start tumbling out.
Happily the path forward has been revealed. I am taking it. Invisalign and Wilkodonics may not have been the answer I wanted but they are the comprehensive solution I needed. The money has been paid, appointments confirmed and frankly, anxiety sky high. Next step is kicking off the Invisalign process…
The tooth fairy was clearly in a bad mood when visiting me. This along with my parents’ decision to forgo braces has led to adult snaggle teeth. A dentist would refer to this as significant overcrowding. My teeth are not straight when viewed from any plane. They jog up and down and back and forth with a bit of caving in to make it really interesting. And when my permanent teeth arrived, the dentist decided to grind down the extra long canines to avoid that unpleasant vampire look. I am not making this up. Plus my teeth were very cavity prone. Not sure it had anything to do the bandaid box of sweetarts I brought to school everyday but lots of cavities meant lots of dreaded dental visits often without novocain. To make it worse our family doctor supplemented our diets with constant antibiotics. That does amazing things to the color of your teeth.
Fast forward to 58 years old. I figured by keeping my teeth tidy and gums healthy, the really scary dental work magnified by an active imagination could be avoided. To this end I had my teeth cleaned 4 times a year, flossed, proxabrushed and replaced amalgam fillings with composite. But the snaggle teeth would not be ignored and I started to experience pain. My dentist said I needed braces. Whoaaa, I am 58, is that even possible? He said to see an orthodontist. This was the beginning of a learning curve that culminated in a decision to fix my teeth with Invisalign and Accelerated Osteogenic Orthodontics (AOO) also known as Wilkodonics. Unfortunately there is an incredible lack of awareness about Wilkodonics, even among the dental community. So in an effort to change that, I will chronicle the process from beginning to end. Hopefully it helps someone else out there.